Ok - pardon my French, but this situation warrants the strength of such language. I realize the level of inappropriateness - bear with me.
In the interest of keeping my job with the giant corporate behemoth, I will speak in broad generalities, but suffice it to say, the transition to the new job has not been completely smooth. It's been great as far as the actual folks I work for and the job responsibilities. There have just been tons of issues with IT and payroll, the payroll one being the worst of it. Suffice it to say there have been all kinds of company and bank-related headaches, which has left me without access to my own money until next Tuesday. I want to scream.