Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Delightfully Overheard

Setting: Shopping at Giant Flagship with co-worker Stasha, poring over a table of fitted dress shirts. Skinny Corporate Wannabe comes gliding by while talking on her cell phone in her best Valley Girl:

Skinny Corporate Wannabe: "That could make you, like, SO powerful!"

Stasha: Clearly she's talking about spinach. What else could it be?

Setting: Park near Chloe's house, Dad and Chloe walking together in the grass.

Chloe: Hey, Papa

Papa: Yes, sweetie?

Chloe: Did you know that elephants are sometimes called pachyderms?

Papa: Umm....yeah....

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